Car thief turns out to be a bear Posted: 5 months ago by ruthstark
The bear was as surprised to see the deputies as the deputies were to see the bear, said the Sheriff's Office
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Posted: 5 months ago by chez:
it was a beary berry surprising night indeed!
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Posted: 5 months ago by pocksucket:
Oh, the bear-faced cheek of it
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Posted: 5 months ago by donteatpoop:
Bear, Quick lower your wanted level!
R1, R1, Circle, R2, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down
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Posted: 5 months ago by maven:
How unbearable!
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Posted: 5 months ago by donteatpoop:
What did the bear say when the cops busted him breaking into a car?
Rooooooaaaarrrrrr
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Posted: 5 months ago by maven:
He just wanted a pic-a-nic basket!
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Posted: 5 months ago by donteatpoop:
I heard he was just trying to tune in the Bears game.
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Posted: 5 months ago by maven:
New from Saturn: The Ursine! Complete with bear-view mirror.
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Posted: 5 months ago by gammerus:
I'm apawled at the officers complete lack of judgement, this was a grizzly situation that could have gotten clawsally worse.
Bear
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Posted: 5 months ago by donteatpoop:
At the bear minimum this is breaking and entering.
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Posted: 5 months ago by maven:
Now be realistic! It's bearly disturbing the peace.
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Posted: 5 months ago by donteatpoop:
Well I understand things in the car got pretty hairy, Maven.
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Posted: 5 months ago by maven:
It could have been pretty grizzly, I'll agree.
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Posted: 5 months ago by gammerus:
« maven : It could have been pretty grizzly, I'll agree. It is also pawssible that everything would have been fine
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Posted: 5 months ago by Bornbad:
STOP!!! I'm bearly alive from reading all this scat.
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Posted: 5 months ago by punthe:
I wonder if it was a Chrysler LeBearon?
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Posted: 5 months ago by punthe:
Perhaps it wasn't a car at all, but in fact maybe a Dodge Ram Extended Cub?
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Posted: 5 months ago by maven:
I wonder if they can finally answer the question "Does a bear s**t in the woods?"
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Posted: 5 months ago by donteatpoop:
Only YOU can prevent car theft.
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Posted: 5 months ago by dollyllama:
How embearassing.
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