Suebe was born into her family young, hairless, and kinda wet. After a few years, she had developed the skills to walk, talk, and eat. Her mother was the midwest's only female juggler and her father a rich investment banker from Manhatten. Their marriage was secret. And so was Suebe's birth. Raised by elephant handlers in a traveling circus, Suebe would come to learn the finer points of sword swallowing and contortionism. Curiously short, Suebe soon joined a traveling actors troupe that only preformed 'The Wizard of Oz.' Starting out playing Munchkin #3, she soon worked her way up to playing a ballerina Munchkin with a featured dance number. After seven years of playing the ballerina, one night during sleep she mysteriously grew 15 inches. Now at a normal height Suebe enjoys reaching the Saltines on the top shelf at the grocery store, painting ceilings, and of course, brushing her hair, a feat she was incapable of doing because she was to short to reach the top of her head. Taxed by the years in the circus, Suebe settled down and learned to crochet. She currently lives in an abandoned Taco Hut creating a large crocheted map of her travels. .She has recently moved to Africa, to live with the pygmies, where she is held in Goddess status for her incredible beauty and height. She bestows her people with top shelf Saltines and brushes their hair.Thank you bluenutria and muppetmaker http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh195/suckersklub/9561d5af.jpgforumimage('http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh195/suckersklub/9561d5af.jpg','xhttpi256photobucketcomalbumshh195suckersklub9561d5afjpg');Thank you klub for finding my picture with John.Kiva - Loans that save livesJoin the Plimates Helping Others Kiva team http://www.kiva.org/team/plimates Now that I am a member of the 99 Karma Continuum, my time online is "Omnipresent". Please refer to me as "Omnipresent suebe"This is my car. SrslyMy first plimeet The Great Ploconos Plimeethttp://www.plime.com/f/7235 Madhatteraggie takes Manhattan with suebehttp://www.plime.com/f/7555/4/ The NYC Plimeet of January 2010http://www.plime.com/f/6343/1/ Ploo's great adventureshttp://www.plime.com/f/7823/#q14 Ploo's first birthday http://www.plime.com/f/7737/ Ploo's little sister and puppyOMG 40 Karmahttp://www.plime.com/f/6752/]Hitting the Big 50 KarmaMy turn on the Hot SeatMy Plime Roasthttp://web.archive.org/web/20060427111037/http://www.plime.com/ http://www.plime.com/l/134432/1/ The Birth of PlimeStar Trek foyerThe Adventures of Gerald, the traveling gnomehttp://www.plime.com/f/1678/ Lennon, in his own writehttp://www.plime.com/f/1749/ http://www.plime.com/f/1755/ http://www.plime.com/f/1784/ http://www.plime.com/f/2180/ FIOShttp://www.plime.com/f/2530/ Bad joke tellerhttp://www.plime.com/f/2604/ http://www.plime.com/f/2825/ I needs to do this againhttp://www.plime.com/f/5859/ http://www.plime.com/f/6517/ Hair Talkhttp://www.plime.com/f/7665/ *giggles*http://www.plime.com/f/7581/ Muppetmaker's hathttp://entertainment.plime.com/f/6970/ Crasher Squirrel Challengehttp://www.plime.com/f/7205/41/#q3 skating rink photohttp://www.plime.com/f/7121/1/ The dog goes down.Maybe I amazes"Your beatles awesomeness always amazes." gammerous~@nuB
Google Your Bike Path Now Posted: 1 week ago by suebe
Google's wheels are spinning and it has unveiled a new map application for bicycle riders.
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Pitcher Plant Prefers Poo Posted: 1 week ago by suebe
The giant montane pitcher plant of Borneo has a pitcher the exact same size as a tree shrew's body...could it be that this incredible carnivorous plant evolved to eat tree shrew poo?
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Rock n Roll Map Posted: 1 week ago by suebe
Utilizing the clean and highly graphic design of metro maps as a template, designer Alberto Antoniazza has created a simple and interesting map outlining the history of Rock n' Roll.
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Woman Sells Souls to Highest Bidder Posted: 1 week ago by suebe
The rare spirits that went under the gavel at a recent online auction in New Zealand weren't aged brandies or hard-to-find liqueurs.
Instead, two glass vials purportedly containing the ghosts of two dead people.
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Bank Wrongly Repossess Home...and Parrot Posted: 1 week ago by suebe
A Pittsburgh-area woman is suing Bank of America, claiming it wrongfully repossessed her home and saying that a bank contractor trashed the house and took her parrot.
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The Porn Queen of Star Fucks Posted: 1 week ago by suebe
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Lego all the holes Posted: 1 week ago by suebe
Filling In New York City's Holes With Legos
This is at Bryant Park, across the street from my office building.
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Tiring Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
Amazing sculptures from used tires
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Types of Bitches Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
"My friend's cousin found this list on the floor of the third-grade classroom in a DC charter school. The title is "Types of b***hes." It's a taxonomy of 90 different "types of b***hes," in hilarious detail. She scanned it and sent it along. I've put it up on a Flickr set here. To me, it reads like a rap song. It's got this *flow* to it."
Might be a chain letter.
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"Secret" Milliionaire Donates $7 Million to Alma Mater Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
Like many people who lived through the Great Depression, Grace Groner was exceptionally restrained with her money. She lived simply and frugally. And made one amazing investment.
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Axe Cop Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
A web comic written by a 5 year old and illustrated by his 29 year old brother.
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The Burger Force Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
The spread of fast food chains across America.
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All Red Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
The "color blind" NYC Subway Map
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Times Square in the "Good Old Days" Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
Times Square in the "Good Old Days"
Probably NSFW
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Ridiculous Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
Family forced to "cover up" nude snow sculpture.
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Lucy, I'm Home Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
Mark Bennett, a compulsive television watcher in his youth, makes careful observations of the sets inhabited by popular TV shows, transforming them into fully realized architectural drawings.
Pictured: Lucy and Ricky Ricardo's NY apartment. Clicky for more.
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Brooklyn Baby Barflies Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
The debate rages on about babies in bars. What's a drinking parent to do?
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Suit About Suit is Settled Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
The much ado about the suit O.J. Simpson wore to his trial on the day of his acquittal has finally been resolved. Maybe.
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Vomit Posted: 3 weeks ago by suebe
Photographer Daniela Edburg has long incorporated knitting in to her photography, but has taken it to a new level with her recent series STITCH, with hand-knitted wedding tables, wine glasses, bombs, brains and more.
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Who's So Vain? Posted: 3 weeks ago by suebe
After 38 years, Carly Simon has apparently ended the great mystery of who she was singing about in her 1972 smash "You're So Vain."
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JFK and Marilyn Posted: 3 weeks ago by suebe
Alison Jackson has photographed the Queen of England on the toilet, George Bush and Tony Blair chatting in the sauna, Paris Hilton bribing her fellow inmates and Monica Lewinsky lighting Bill Clinton’s cigar. Or has she?
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Pogoism Posted: 3 weeks ago by suebe
Pogoism - The art of painting with pogo sticks!
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Corrugated Art Posted: 3 weeks ago by suebe
“Corrugated Art” is the celebration of the unique properties of a highly visible manufactured product for which it was not purportedly intended. Striving to artistically focus by highlighting those aesthetically characteristic qualities which otherwise would be unknowingly ignored- Mark Langan.
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No profile picture Posted: 3 weeks ago by suebe
No profile picture? No problem. You can get more by clicking the image.
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Alice in Wonderland Posted: 3 weeks ago by suebe
Alice in Wonderland tattoo by artist Holly Azzara. Click image for her story about the tattoo.
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