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3-year old boy goes unclaimed for two days after birthday party Posted: 2 days ago by cecilberman
For two days, Warren police were puzzled that nobody called to report that a young boy found alone Saturday night at a local arcade/pizza shop was missing.
"Pizza" and "ice cream" was virtually all that officers could get him to say. Only after he was turned over to Macomb County Child Protective Services did investigators come to believe his name was Marcus and that he is 3 years old.
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Godzilla Haiku Posted: 2 weeks ago by TheStep
Godzilla haikus:
So hauntingly beautiful
You would not believe
(Image choosing thingy doesn't work.)
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Dark matter could meet its nemesis on Earth Posted: 2 weeks ago by NoPantsMan
Stars move at speeds that suggest that galaxies have far more mass than is visible, which astronomers attribute to dark matter. However some scientists believe that Newton's Second Law is not absolute. Slight changes to this law would alleviate the need for the use of 'dark matter' to balance equations.
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Octopus Posted: 3 weeks ago by suebe
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Gary Coleman Blows Up On Set Of The Insider Posted: 3 weeks ago by Bornbad
Ready? Start baiting him now."A" holes.
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Groom shot dead at wedding by uncle's stray celebratory bullet Posted: 4 weeks ago by zircon77777
Pankaj Kishore Karotia, 21, was just about to claim his new bride and take her from a wedding reception to her family home when his uncle drew his licensed handgun to fire a final shot in celebration. As he was loading it, it fired accidentally and hit his newly-wed nephew in the head.
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The Hexacopter Posted: 1 month ago by NoPantsMan
miniature helicopter with 6 rotors. Quite impressive. I really really want one. Translated wiki. German wiki page
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How Buttsecks Works Posted: 1 month ago by Bornbad
How Buttsecks Works, by gay marriage opponent Rep. Nancy Elliott (R-NH)
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Moving Through Time Posted: 2 months ago by Bornbad
Thinking of the Past or Future Causes Us to Sway Backward or Forward
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Zombie creatures do parasite's bidding Posted: 2 months ago by meggysue
Be sure to check out the Slide Show. Some of these life cycles would make a great horror movie. Even human behavior is affected (toxoplasma).
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what aliens are watching Posted: 2 months ago by cecilberman
Miss a show? Learn faster-than-lightspeed travel and catch the rerun.
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Dictionary now on list of banned books in SoCal Posted: 2 months ago by cecilberman
Dictionaries have been removed from classrooms in southern California schools after a parent complained about a child reading the definition for "oral sex".
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7 Common Survival Tactics (that Will Get You Killed) Posted: 2 months ago by Bornbad
Thinking you'll be good in a fight because you've watched a Jackie Chan movie; whatever "techniques" you think you've learned are more likely to get your dumb ass killed.
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Conan Blowing NBC's Money Posted: 2 months ago by Bornbad
Spends $1.5 Million For One Minute Segment (INCLUDES VIDEO)
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Marine Biologist Find News Crab That Looks Like Strawberry Posted: 2 months ago by dollyllama
A marine biologist says he has discovered a new crab species off the coast of southern Taiwan that looks like a strawberry with small white bumps on its red shell.
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Hey Jude at Newark Airport Posted: 2 months ago by suebe
Newark Airport was locked down last night after a security breach. Some passengers made the most of it.
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Where Are The Sea Lions? Posted: 3 months ago by suebe
From 1,700 to none. San Francisco's Pier 39 sea lions have disappeared.
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Female scout leader caught with scout earning coital merit badge Posted: 3 months ago by cecilberman
The parents heard noise coming from the bedroom when they first came home and burst into the son's bedroom and saw this act going on.
Three police officers arrived at the home and found "a 39-year-old female was being detained in the caller's son's bedroom."
The parents blocked the door so the woman could not leave.
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“Disappointments” of the 00's Posted: 3 months ago by Bornbad
Let’s be careful to define our terms here. “Disappointments” aren’t the same thing as “all-time worsts.” We’re not saying any of these were as bad as, say, Battlefield Earth or The Hottie and the Nottie or Carrot Top’s facelift.
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NFL shipwrecks Captain Morgan campaign Posted: 4 months ago by bisquick3
Captain Morgan may have pulled off the quietest and shortest-lived advertising ambush in sports history last Sunday. One that was almost universally unknown, barely noticed, and yet, promptly squashed by the NFL this week.
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Newly-discovered prehistoric spider's web is world's oldest Posted: 5 months ago by bingo
The world's oldest spider web was found by an amateur fossil hunter. The 1 millimeter threads of web, similar to those woven by orb spiders today, were encased in amber, and are around 140 million years old.
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Derelict Mental Asylum Posted: 5 months ago by bingo
Derelict Mental Asylum~
An amazing and scary gallery of photographs taken in the derelict Cane Hill Asylum.
(make sure to check out the link on the last page to see more abandoned places)
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Male Privilege Checklist Posted: 5 months ago by lynxears
A list of stuff that (U.S/Western) society gives men just for being men.
(Posted in part because of the abusive senator story).
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The Rape Tunnel? Posted: 5 months ago by paisleydanger
Is this guy serious?
Hoax.
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Ever Dream This Man? Posted: 5 months ago by DaftGretel
In January 2006 in New York, the patient of a well-known psychiatrist draws the face of a man that has been repeatedly appearing in her dreams. In more than one occasion that man has given her advice on her private life. The woman swears she has never met the man in her life.
That portrait lies forgotten on the psychiatrist's desk for a few days until one day another patient recognizes that face and says that the man has often visited him in his dreams. He also claims he has never seen that man in his waking life...
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