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 Wife discovers she's allergic to her husband's sperm on her honeymoon
Wife discovers she's allergic to her husband's sperm on her honeymoon
Prior to being married they always used protection. After getting married Juie Boyde found that she was severely allergic to her husband, Mike's sperm. Contact with his sperm would cause a burning sensation and even blisters. Women, this is why making your man grilled cheese sandwiches early in the relationship is so important. picked by 2manyusernames 4 months ago
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 lynxears
4 months ago
« Alton:Umm, I'm pretty sure your not getting my euphemism. I was going to say brownies, but thought that might be too...obvious.

>.>

<.<
My brain definitely took a detour on that one...>.> Still, there are people that would like their cupcakes cream-filled.

Just not me.

And it sounds like had she ever even tried to make her man a grilled cheese sandwich, she'd have burned her mouth, and discovered then, her allergy.
But if you were already nervous about grilled cheese, you might think that everyone reacted that way and that it was normal. I don't think most people would go the allergy route first-try. More that she'd just never want to make a grilled cheese again.
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 drogue
4 months ago
« lynxears : Yes. You aren't allergic to just one dog/man. You're allergic to dogs, all of them.
Well now you're just gratuitously dodging your own argument. Can't agree with this, as it was actually an issue in my life, in regard to child-rearing.
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 lynxears
4 months ago
« drogue : Well now you're just gratuitously dodging your own argument. Can't agree with this, as it was actually an issue in my life, in regard to child-rearing.
Obviously we're having a miscommunication here...I'm not dodging my argument. I'm agreeing with/repeating badbud.
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 tgkprog
4 months ago
see wifey i was not kidding when i said pre marital sex is very imp for more reasons than my libido
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 cecilber...
4 months ago
I think it's incumbent upon her doctor to test her with the semen of many other men, to learn if this allergy is unique to her husband, or if there's an ingredient in semen that she needs to avoid.

Whether it's a grilled cheeze buffet, or something else, is up to her and her primary care provider.
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 badbud
4 months ago
« Alton 

Or a cupcake!
cream filled cupcake? :x


I almost miss you!
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 gammerus
4 months ago
« lynxears : Yes. You aren't allergic to just one dog/man. You're allergic to dogs, all of them.
What about the hypoallergenic dogs?

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 lynxears
4 months ago
« gammerus : What about the hypoallergenic dogs?

[image]
http://www.allergyescape.com/hypoallergenic-dog.html

No dog is truly without allergy-causing factors. Some are just less than others.

Please refer all health sperm-allergy questions to badbud. But the point is the same: If you're allergic to one, you're allergic to all.
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 gammerus
4 months ago
*sad that joke was acknowledged*
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 lynxears
4 months ago
« gammerus : *sad that joke was acknowledged*
*hugs* I still love you.

Sorry, the internet strips my humor-detector sometimes.
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 badbud
4 months ago
« lynxears 
Please refer all health sperm-allergy questions to badbud.
I'll find a way to make you pay for that missy!
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 lynxears
4 months ago
« badbud : I'll find a way to make you pay for that missy!
It's not my fault you're the expert!

...It could have been worse: I could have suggested you could find out which grilled cheese sandwiches were susceptible, through a thorough testing!
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 drogue
4 months ago
« lynxears : Obviously we're having a miscommunication here...I'm not dodging my argument. I'm agreeing with/repeating badbud.
You know, if that's what's happening, I'd accept it, but it looks like neither.

An "inside joke coming out," maybe.

But in "repeating" Badbud's comments you haven't done so far as "repudiate" badbud's comments.

If it's about an inside joke, then I'd remind you that you posted this stuff in the "News feed," where users aren't responsible for reading the intentions of your posts which relate to other memes in the "rest" of this online forum.

And some of the rest of us may be more-affected by the news stories than others.
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 lynxears
4 months ago
« drogue : You know, if that's what's happening, I'd accept it, but it look like neither.

An "inside joke coming out," maybe.

But in "repeating" Badbud's comments you haven't done so far as "repudiate" badbud's comments.

What? No, it's not a joke at all. I'm completely serious. And I'm not repudiating her comments; I'm agreeing. Please reread them.

Can someone else step in and help explain this misunderstanding, because I'm not even seeing how this could be perceived as a joke. (Unless you're referring to the "grilled cheese" comments, and those are addressed in the linked article at the top of the page).
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 hoosker
4 months ago
« drogue : 
I had a problem with my last girlfriend, (at least chronic bacterial infections on her part, it turns out), and we're not married now, are we?

Yes, there were other issues as well, but this was a deal-breaker for me. To me, physical incompatibility should be found out early-on.
Wow. Considering all of lifes challenges a couple will experience together and that 95% of it has nothing to do with sex, that comment appears pretty shallow to me.
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 KERObero...
4 months ago
« hoosker:Wow. Considering all of life's challenges a couple will experience together and that 95% of it has nothing to do with sex, that comment appears pretty shallow to me.
I know it's true... for some people, physical attraction and sexual satisfaction are a deal maker...

Of course, not much MORE 'comes' out of a purely physical relationship...

Sometimes it's better to get it out of the way from the get go...
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 gammerus
4 months ago
« hoosker : Wow. Considering all of lifes challenges a couple will experience together and that 95% of it has nothing to do with sex, that comment appears pretty shallow to me.
Especially since condoms are still an option
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 Moe
4 months ago
« hoosker : Wow. Considering all of lifes challenges a couple will experience together and that 95% of it has nothing to do with sex, that comment appears pretty shallow to me.
Well which would be better...getting out early before being married or getting married and then divorcing later on because it drove a wedge between you for years. Physical issues can most definitely be a concern in a marriage.

This reminds me of a radio show I heard once where a guy called in to ask advice because there was some sexual incompatibility between him and his bride to be and the host berated him for being concerned. She told him that he needed to forget about that completely and just deal with it. I always wonder if she had any clue as to what potential problems she could have caused. Possibly years of resentment between two people. All for her f*cking radio ratings.
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 soreen
4 months ago
« lynxears : 
...It could have been worse: I could have suggested you could find out which grilled cheese sandwiches were susceptible, through a thorough testing!
I would have found a way to make you pay for that Missy.!
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 lynxears
4 months ago
« soreen : I would have found a way to make you pay for that Missy.!
*giggles*
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