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 Moe
6 months ago
Hey! Where you been girly?
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 Subobisi...
6 months ago
From theme post:
For those plimates who are no longer with us.

Not necessarily dead, and I hope that never becomes the case; but no longer visiting us on the site.
So I'm gonna add one to the list...

DoggyLives
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 suckersk...
6 months ago
« Subobisis:From theme post:

> For those plimates who are no longer with us.

> Not necessarily dead, and I hope that never becomes

> the case; but no longer visiting us on the site.


So I'm gonna add one to the list...

DoggyLives
You're promising a lot here.
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 Jerry520
6 months ago
« xiatethebish : I'm baaack.
*cue creepy music*
:D
Dun dun DUNNNNN!
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About Plime
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 xiatethe...
6 months ago
« Moe : Hey! Where you been girly?
Been in the process of moving and trying to get settled in New England. I'm around though, I poke around often, upvoting here and there. :)
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 jLoSsDh
6 months ago
« xiatethebish:Been in the process of moving and trying to get settled in New England. I'm around though, I poke around often, upvoting here and there. :)
Are you in the military yet?

Nice to see your back.
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 icepigs
6 months ago
« xiatethebish : I'm baaack.
*cue creepy music*
:D
YEA@!!!!!

How ya been, sweetie? Missed you bunches!!!!
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 xiatethe...
6 months ago
« jLoSsDh : Are you in the military yet?

Nice to see your back.
I was medically discharged in November '08.


« icepigs : YEA@!!!!!

How ya been, sweetie? Missed you bunches!!!!
I've missed you too. I almost called you last week to check up on you, but I decided I'd send you a PM instead. (Which I've forgot about up until now.) :P

I've been great. I'm really digging New England. Fall is beautiful up here!
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 tomphool...
6 months ago
« jLoSsDh:Are you in the military yet?

Nice to see your back.
Nice to see your front, too, XTB.

;)

Welcome back, kiddo.
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 hoosker
6 months ago
« icepigs : YEA@!!!!!

How ya been, sweetie? Missed you bunches!!!!
Ha...I read that as " I missed you b***hes!!!!" and I was looking back in the thread to find out who else came back.
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 Moe
6 months ago
« xiatethebish :I've been great. I'm really digging New England. Fall is beautiful up here!
Dear Diary,

August 12
Moved to our new home in New England. It is so beautiful here. The views are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them. I love it here.

October 14
New England is the most beautiful place on Earth. The leaves are turning all the shades of red, gold and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful hills and saw some deer. They are so graceful, certainly they are the most wonderful animals on Earth. This must be paradise. I love it here.

November 15
Deer season starts today. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here.

December 2
It snowed last night! Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won) and when the snow-plow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place.

December 12
More snow last night. I love it. The snow-plow did his trick again to the driveway. But I love it here.

December 19
More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. I'm totally exhausted from shoveling. Darn snow-plow.

December 22
More of the white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on both hands from shoveling. I think the snow-plow hides around the curve and waits until I'm done shoveling the driveway. Idiot!

December 25
Merry Stinking Christmas! More friggin snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives that snow-plow, I swear I'll kill the bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the goddam ice.

December 27
More white shit last night. Been inside for 3 days except for shoveling out the driveway after that snow-plow goes through every time. Can't go anywhere, car's stuck in a mountain of white shit. The weatherman says to expect another 10" of the shit again tonight. Does he know how many shovels full of snow 10" is?!

December 28
Fucking weatherman was wrong. We got 34" of the white shit this time. At this rate, it won't melt before next summer. The snow-plow got stuck up the road and that bastard came to the door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him I had broken 6 shovels already shoveling all the shit he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one over his fucking head.

January 4
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a damned deer ran in front of the car and I hit it. Did about $800 damage to the car. Those fucking beasts should be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.

February 10
Blew out a fucking tire on my car yesterday when I hit a pothole the size of Lake Michigan! Bent the rim and threw the whole damn front end out of alignment. The garage can't fix it until next week because they have too many other cars waiting ahead of me!

April 13
Can you believe we're still getting more fucking snow?!! It's springtime for chrissakes!! The flowers are already blooming! Where's that snow shovel?

May 3
Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rusting out from all that fucking salt they put all over the road!

May 10
Moved to Arizona. Can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever live in that God-forsaken place.
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 Moe
6 months ago
And of course we need equal time considerations:

May 15th
Just moved to Arizona! Now this is a state that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! It is beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here.

June 14th:
Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun worshiper.

June 30th:
Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing lawn for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here.

July 10th:
The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least, it's kind of windy though. But getting used to the heat is taking longer than I expected.

July 15th:
Fell asleep by the community pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body). Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.

July 20th:
I missed Lomita (my cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got to the hot car at noon, Lomita had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag, then popped like a water balloon. The car now smells like Kibbles and shits. I learned my lesson though. No more pets in this heat. Good ol' Mr. Sun strikes again.

July 25th:
The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!! And it's hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts.

July 30th:
Been sleeping outside on the patio for 3 nights now, $225,000 house and I can't even go inside. Lomita is the lucky one. Why did I ever come here?

Aug. 4th:
It's 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 85. I hate this stupid state.

Aug. 8th:
If another wise ass cracks, 'Hot enough for you today?' I'm going to strangle him. Fucking heat. By the time I get to work, the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat!!

Aug. 9th:
Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts and when I sat on the seats in the car, I thought my ass was on fire. My skin melted to the seat. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and ass. Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried ass, and baked cat.

Aug 10th:
The weather report might as well be a fucking recording. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do sleep for 2 months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this damn desert? Water rationing will be next, so my $1700 worth of cactus will just dry up and blow over. Even the cactus can't live in this heat.

Aug. 14th:
Welcome to HELL! Temperature got to 118 today. Cactus are dead. Forgot to crack the window and blew the fucking windshield out of the car. The installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My sister had to spend $1,500 to bail me out of jail. Freaking Arizona. What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live here?? Will write later to let you know how the trial goes.

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NOTE: To be completely honest, no one has ever said "Hot enough for ya?" to me here in Arizona.
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 Bingo
6 months ago
That just proves why people need to move here to the Puget Sound region. A week of snow, a few weeks of hot, mild the rest of the time.
And so green and pretty,
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 davethef...
6 months ago
« Bingo : That just proves why people need to move here to the Puget Sound region. A week of snow, a few weeks of hot, mild the rest of the time.
And so green and pretty,
Sounds like the whole of England.. apart from the fact it RAINS ALMOST ALL THE DAMN TIME!
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 Bingo
6 months ago
« davethefish:Sounds like the whole of England.. apart from the fact it RAINS ALMOST ALL THE DAMN TIME!
I think our weather is close to the same. It rains ALOT between October and May. But it's ok.
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 davethef...
6 months ago
« Bingo : I think our weather is close to the same. It rains ALOT between October and May. But it's ok.
you get a summer, show off! It rained almost every day between May and August. It's been 2 weeks since it last rained....
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 davethef...
6 months ago
Stealth double post... SEND IT TO THE GRAVEYARD!
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 Interest...
4 months ago
Although I created an alter ego to "test the waters" after being beat up and abused. (cue pity party) I have decided to be honest...so I'm back.
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 suebe
4 months ago
Where is natee? It's been a month.

:(
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 Bornbad
4 months ago
« suebe : Where is natee? It's been a month.

:(
Agree. I've emailed her and got no response. I hope she's ok.
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