This time it's for my fantasy hockey team.

I'm taking any and all suggestions.

As of right now, my team name will be "Go Away! 'Batin'" (from the movie Idiocracy).

In previous years, I have had names like "Don't Skate on the Yellow Ice","On Frozen Blonde", and many more.

So, what do you got?


(Also, at one point during the season, we have a "winner can rename the loser's team" contest...so if I don't chose yours for my team...I may get to rename another team at a later time)

As for your name, it's a tough call. I'll try to put some thought into it since my job is pretty mindless. When I make up a team name I generally combine some ridiculous gangsta term with something completely random. For example:
G-Unit Soldiers from the Planet Neptune.

As for renaming another team, I'd go with something like, "Ice Dancing Fanatic."

Iron Lotus. (It's the move from Blades of Glory that can decapitate people if it's done wrong)

I've always liked "Red Wings Suck!" and "Hockey town my ass." Do we see a theme here?

Or My hockey stick up your 5 hole.

how about the dumb pucks

or the village idiots

I like the dumb pucks, that reminds me of a slogan we had to do at work for a cancer fundraiser, they went with a hockey theme and came up with "Slap the puck out of cancer".

Puck you!

• "Frozen Sphincter Holes"

• "Shrink Factor 5"

• "The Witches Tit"

you're in texas right?

Good Texan puckin'.

Sabretooth Weasels
Puck-U Tigersloths
Ice Dancing Club of Southern Baghdad
Free Willies
Hedgehog Buggerers
North American Nashville Predators Love Association

"Bladz of Gory"
"Puttin on the Foil"
"Fap Shotz"
"OnE TimE!"

Blantantly taking blur's Slap Shot idea and running iwth it.

The Hanson Brothers
Tim McCracken's Bounty

Plime.com

Everyone loves free advertising.

Bump from a year ago.



Any new suggestions for this year's team?????

The Nads.

I would totally cheer for that.

Go NADS! Go NADS!

"Puck Buds"
"Hot Stix"
"Puck Slappers"

That's got me spitting water all over the keyboard.

You never came back and told us what name you chose for last year.

I was "Go Away! Batin'!" last year.

"Dallas pornstars.."

"The only thing good about dallas hockey is the cheerleaders.. oh wait.." -Kinda long but can be abbriviated.
or my favorite: "wait who won the stanley cup last year"
:-P

"walk on water?pffft we skate on water"

"Jesus was a hockey player"

So...we gave all those suggestions last year and you stuck with the name you had already chosen?


/me sticks another pin in his Mavericks voodoo doll.

Well, I'm a sucker for a challenge.

Modano's Stinky Cup
Middle-sized White Boys
Pimpin my Zamboni
Biscuits in the Basket